Kidnapped
April 4th, 2008 — adminA driver is stuck in a traffic jam in Johannesburg on the motorway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, “What’s going on?”
“Terrorists have kidnapped Jacob Zuma, Winnie Mandela, Thabo Mbeki, Jackie Selebi and Manto Tshabalala Msimang. They’re asking for a R310 million ransom. Otherwise they’re going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car, taking up a collection.”
The driver asks, “How much is everyone giving, on average?”
“About a litre.”
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April 4th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
What a funny joke. I would like to donate a full tank.
March 11th, 2009 at 11:02 am
I got a crappy deal and this is looking to be a good solution for it.