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		<title>BEE as a Sales Tool</title>
		<link>http://beepartner.com/2009/01/13/bee-as-a-sales-tool/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 13:06:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are in sales, you know how important it is to give your customers what they want &#8211; a good reliable, quality, cost effective product or service. Customers can be difficult &#8211; if they ask you to jump, then the only way you are going to get the sale is to ask &#8220;How high?&#8221;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you are in sales, you know how important it is to give your customers what they want &#8211; a good reliable, quality, cost effective product or service. Customers can be difficult &#8211; if they ask you to jump, then the only way you are going to get the sale is to ask &#8220;How high?&#8221;</p>
<p>Many customers <strong>are</strong> asking for your <a href="http://beepartner.com/"><strong>BEE</strong></a> <a href="http://beepartner.com/tag/score/">score</a>. The only profitable response is to give them the right answer &#8211; &#8220;Yes, I do have a <a href="http://beepartner.com/category/scorecard/">BEE scorecard</a> &#8211; here it is&#8221;. Further your customer is no longer interested in knowing whether you have a <a href="http://beepartner.com/"><strong>BEE</strong></a> certificate &#8211; they want a high <a href="http://beepartner.com/"><strong>BEE</strong></a> <a href="http://beepartner.com/tag/score/">score</a> &#8211; the higher the better.<span id="more-178"></span></p>
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<p>Many sales people tend to ignore or deflect the question, and in previous years have still landed the sale. The environment of 2009 will show that this is less and less possible. Your customer is going to seriously consider moving his <a href="http://beepartner.com/tag/business/">business</a> to another company that can provide the required <strong>good</strong> <a href="http://beepartner.com/tag/bee-score/"><strong>BEE score</strong></a>.</p>
<p>Put another way, a high <a href="http://beepartner.com/tag/bee-score/"><strong>BEE score</strong></a> will provide a marketing advantage over the opposition &#8211; it will help open doors, get those appointments, and help sign the contracts.</p>
<p>All sales people owe it to themselves to find out what their company&#8217;s <a href="http://beepartner.com/tag/bee-score/"><strong>BEE score</strong></a> is, and if they do not have a <a href="http://beepartner.com/tag/score/">score</a> to convince management that a <a href="http://beepartner.com/category/scorecard/">BEE scorecard</a> will provide that competitive advantage.</p>
<p>We have said it many times, but it bears repeating &#8211; a good <a href="http://beepartner.com/tag/bee-score/"><strong>BEE score</strong></a> is based on the 7 elements of <a href="http://beepartner.com/">BEE</a>, and does not rely on only the narrow based element &#8211; i.e. black ownership as many people tend to think.<br />
A completely black owned <a href="http://beepartner.com/tag/business/">business</a> could have a low <a href="http://beepartner.com/tag/bee-score/"><strong>BEE score</strong></a>, while a completely white owned <a href="http://beepartner.com/tag/business/">business</a> could achieve a high <a href="http://beepartner.com/tag/bee-score/"><strong>BEE score</strong></a>.</p>
<p><strong>To put it quite simply:</strong></p>
<h2>High <a href="http://beepartner.com/tag/bee-score/"><strong>BEE Score</strong></a> = More <a href="http://beepartner.com/tag/business/">business</a></h2>
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		<title>Kidnapped</title>
		<link>http://beepartner.com/2008/04/04/kidnapped/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 21:13:55 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Jackie Selebi]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A driver is stuck in a traffic jam in Johannesburg on the motorway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, &#8220;What&#8217;s going on?&#8221;
 &#8220;Terrorists have kidnapped Jacob Zuma, Winnie Mandela, Thabo Mbeki, Jackie Selebi and Manto Tshabalala Msimang. They&#8217;re asking for a R310 million ransom. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A driver is stuck in a traffic jam in Johannesburg on the motorway. Nothing is moving.</p>
<p>Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, &#8220;What&#8217;s going on?&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://beepartner.com//"><img src="http://beepartner.com/files/2008/04/beepartner.gif" alt="BEEPartner SA Economy" align="right" border="0" height="90" width="190" /></a> &#8220;Terrorists have kidnapped <a href="http://beepartner.com/category/jacob-zuma/">Jacob Zuma</a>, <a href="http://beepartner.com/category/winnie-mandela/">Winnie Mandela</a>, <a href="http://beepartner.com/category/thabo-mbeki/">Thabo Mbeki</a>, <a href="http://beepartner.com/category/jackie-selebi/">Jackie Selebi</a> and <a href="http://beepartner.com/category/manto-tshabalala-msimang/">Manto Tshabalala Msimang</a>. They&#8217;re asking for a <strong>R310 million ransom</strong>. Otherwise they&#8217;re going to douse them with petrol and <font color="#ff0000">set them on fire</font>. We&#8217;re going from car to car, taking up a collection.&#8221;</p>
<p>The driver asks, &#8220;How much is everyone giving, on average?&#8221;<span id="more-4"></span></p>
<p><strong> &#8220;About a litre.&#8221;</strong></p>
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