Kidnapped
April 4th, 2008 — adminA driver is stuck in a traffic jam in Johannesburg on the motorway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, “What’s going on?”
“Terrorists have kidnapped Jacob Zuma, Winnie Mandela, Thabo Mbeki, Jackie Selebi and Manto Tshabalala Msimang. They’re asking for a R310 million ransom. Otherwise they’re going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We’re going from car to car, taking up a collection.”
The driver asks, “How much is everyone giving, on average?” Read the rest of this entry »
